“Wait a minute. No way! Wait a hot shittin minute. Rule 1: no relative of mine is going to eat hot dogs as long as he is sharing my cabin.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“No vegetables, no dessert, that's the rules.”
Alice Krige - Mary Brady

“- Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.
- Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?
- Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.”
Melanie Lynskey - Hilary
Natasha Lyonne - Megan
Clea DuVall - Graham

“Rule one of sex: a person can do anything for ten minutes if they don't breath in.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt

“There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horrormovie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy