“- Station Master: It is a cursed place.
- Kenneth Magee: I'm sure it's drenched in evil.
- Station Master: A cursed place.
- Kenneth Magee: Filled with things best not spoken of. Yes, I saw the movie. You do know how to get there?”
Norman Rossington - Station Master
Desi Arnaz Jr. - Kenneth Magee

“Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women because he was afraid he wouldn't be loved by one.”
Greer Goodman - Syd

“- Rusty: What could you be scared of, huh? What's the worst fear, that you'll fall in the street? That someone'll make fun of you? I mean, what?
- Walt Koontz: That no one will want to sleep with me anymore.
- Rusty: Guess what, somebody won't.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Rusty
Robert De Niro - Walt Koontz

- Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
- Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen
Tom Hanks - Josh

“I am sexually paranoid.”
John Simm - Jip