“- Sally Jackson: I've always dreamed of being a big hit singer.
- Dorian Montier: Oh, can you sing?
- Sally Jackson: No, that's why they call them dreams.”
Drew Barrymore - Sally Jackson
Luke Wilson - Dorian Montier

“- Emira Eagle: I thought he was talented.
- Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters: Okay. He could sing.
- Zola Taylor: He could sing me right out of my panties!”
Lela Rochon - Emira Eagle
Vivica A. Fox - Elizabeth 'Mickey' Waters
Halle Berry - Zola Taylor

“I used to be able to fuck like that.”

Jack Warden - Jack

“Kermit was right! You're a phony. You're a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“- Dr. Walter Rist: I thought that you were musically inclined. Do you ever sing? You know or play any instrument?
- Angelo: Fuckin' guitar.
- Dr. Walter Rist: Is that a, a special kind of guitar?
- Angelo: No, it's regular.”
Patrick Collins - Dr. Walter Rist
Héctor Elizondo - Angelo