What am I supposed to feel here? Sorry for you because you're beautiful? Because you made ten thousand a minute doing fuckin' nothing? "Oh it was so hard, so terrible, they treated me so bad". You had a free ride. And you fuckin' blew it.

Adina Porter - Girl at Group Therapy

“The three terrible karmas are beauty, wealth, and fame — they're the things that stop you from finding true happiness.”
Brad Pitt

“- Camille Brewster: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?
- Ferdinand Jones: No.
- Camille Brewster: You must have a cheap radio.”
Joan Davis - Camille Brewster
Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“- Zeus: Hold on, kiddo. What's your hurry? After all these years, is that the kind of hello you give your father?
- Young Hercules: Father?
- Zeus: Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? Surprise!”
Rip Torn - Zeus
Roger Bart - Young Hercules

“- Michael Chapman: I'm something of a celebrity.
- Driver: What kind of celebrity are you, Asshole of the Month?
- Michael Chapman: No, that's all political.”
Michael J. Fox - Michael Chapman
Mario Todisco - Driver