“Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.”
Kevin Spacey - John Doe

“- Hank: You had enough? You've learned your lesson about jumping rope in the street and using dirty language?
- Jump Rope Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
- Hank: Wrong answer! And the name's Hank, fuckface. Learn it!”

Jim Carrey - Hank
Heather Hodder - Jump Rope Girl

“- President Garcia-Thompson: You passed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day. You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramps and, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... meat on a peaceful vegan protest!
- James 'Droz' Andrews: Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds.”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“Heinemann's already been up my ass so far I won't be able to sit down for a week. We're not winning this war.”
Kent McCord - Captain B. Pilgrim

“- Colonel William Sharp: Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
- Rockhound: I was doing that guy from that movie, you know, Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, the nuclear warhead.
- Colonel William Sharp: Now.
- Rockhound: Oh, you didn't see that one, huh?”

William Fichtner - Colonel Willie Sharp
Steve Buscemi - Rockhound