“- Tess Harding: I'm going to be your wife. You don't think that I can do the little ordinary things that any idiot can do, do you?
- Sam Craig: No.
- Tess Harding: Why not?
- Sam Craig: Because you're incapable of doing them, that's why.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tess Harding
Spencer Tracy - Sam Craig

“Isn't there anybody who can deal with a housewife?”
Donald Moffat - Lyndon B. Johnson

“- Cindy Sondheim: Can I get you anything?
- Dracula: A broom, perhaps?
- Cindy Sondheim: I hate housework. It killed my mother.”
Susan Saint James - Cindy Sondheim
George Hamilton - Dracula

“- Charlotte Haze: I asked you to make your bed. Didn't I?
- Lolita: No. You asked me if I'd made my bed.”
Melanie Griffith - Charlotte Haze
Dominique Swain - Lolita

“- Policeman: That is a lethal weapon, that is.
- Violet Kray: Housework is a lethal business, Constable.”