“- Evelyn: Hey, take it easy. We're your new best friends.
- Margaret: Heard you did your husband. He probably deserved it.
- Evelyn: Mine did.”

Davenia McFadden - Evelyn
Roma Maffia - Margaret

“- Joel Glicker: Poor Debbie. She was sick.
- Wednesday Addams: She wasn't sick. She was sloppy.
- Joel Glicker: What do you mean?
- Wednesday Addams: If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.
- Joel Glicker: How?
- Wednesday Addams: I'd scare him to death.”

David Krumholtz - Joel Glicker
Christina Ricci - Wednesday Addams

“- Hildy Johnson: You are no longer my husband and no longer my boss. And you're not going to be my boss.
- Walter Burns: All right, take it. Work for somebody else. That's the gratitude I get.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.”

Lou Costello - Costello