“- Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
- Joe Young: Thanks.”
Matt Stone - Dave the Lighting Guy
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Beavis: Something's wrong with my butt.
- Butt-head: Your butt sucks.”
Mike Judge - Beavis
Mike Judge - Butt-Head

I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!"

Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?”

Robert Downey Jr. - Jack Jericho