“I don't want to be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her, I want to be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her.”

Macaulay Culkin - Roland

“Lion's looking for some courage... Tin Man's looking for a heart... Ain't none of them lookin' for some pussy, and they skippin' down the street with a bitch!”

Martin Lawrence - Martin Lawrence

“- Jim: Would you like a Hershey bar?
- Nina: Oh yes, please.
- Jim: So would I kid, have you got one?”
Christian Bale - Jim
Nina Armstrong - Nina

“- Tony Stark: I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other...
- Pepper Potts: That's enough of that.
- Tony Stark: It's not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Gwyneth Paltrow - Pepper Potts

“- Tori: I am so glad I got waxed today.
- Karen: Ugh, me too. What did you get?
- Tori: The Bald Eagle.
- Karen: I got the Bermuda Triangle.
- Lisa: The Landing Strip.
- Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.”
Jessica Cauffiel - Tori
Busy Philipps - Karen
Jennifer Carpenter - Lisa
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland