“Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan island in a brand new Edgar suit. That sound like fun?”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“- Stan: Look at this nice little town. Nestled all snug and cozy right against the mountain.
- Nancy: Yeah, just like Pompeii.”

Tzi Ma - Stan
Arabella Field - Nancy

- Steve Jobs: It's warm and it's playful and inviting and it needs to say, "Hello!"
- Joanna Hoffman: If you keep alienating people for no reason, there'll be no one left for it to say "Hello!" to.

Michael Fassbender - Steve Jobs
Kate Winslet - Joanna Hoffman

“You're probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.”
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“- Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me.
- Douglas Quaid: No shit.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Hauser
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid