“- Mitt: You know this is L.A. We should be learning Mexican or something.
- Chris Hooker: That would be Spanish, genius.”

Breckin Meyer - Mitt
Skeet Ulrich - Chris Hooker

“- Young Quincy: Can't do this shit!
- Zeke McCall: Boy, what did I tell you about using that word?
- Young Quincy: Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.
- Zeke McCall: And why not?
- Young Quincy: Cause when you say can't you ain’t a man!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Dennis Haysbert - Zeke McCall

“- Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
- Elle Woods: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.”
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“I need a lift in your el tracko to the next towno.”

Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach

What's "tainted", is that like "painted"?
Tessa Allen - Gracie Hiller