“Be a good girl... Or boy... Whatever. Don't make the same mistakes your mum and dad made... Especially your dad.”

Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

“- Fred: I could have shaved the wrong way all my life and never have known it. And then I could have taught my son to shave the wrong way without him ever knowing it either.
- Marta: You have a son?
- Fred: No... But I might someday. And then maybe I'll teach him to shave the wrong way.”
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer

“- Jared Grace: I don't want to live with dad. Is it okay if I stay here with you.
- Helen Grace: Who else is gonna protect us?”
Freddie Highmore - Jared Grace
Mary-Louise Parker - Helen Grace

“She was overly protective. I just like to think she cared about me. I was a member of the chess team and whenever we would have chess tournaments I had to wear a protective helmet. Maybe she thought that we might have fallen maybe and impaled our heads on a pointy bishop or something.”

Bob Balaban - Jonathan Steinbloom

“- Rose Darko: Our son just called me a bitch.
- Eddie Darko: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.”
Mary McDonnell - Rose Darko
Holmes Osborne - Eddie Darko