“Listenhere you little monster! I am gonna marry your daddy. And then you'll be on the next plane to boarding school. In Baghdad!”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore

“- Meredith: You are unbelievably out of line, young lady. Now you listen and listen good. I'm marrying your father in two weeks whether you like it or not. So I suggest you do not tangle with me anymore. You're in way over your head. is that clear?
- Annie: Crystal.”
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“If you don't get married I'm going to fire the both of you.”

Walter Huston - Thomas A. Dickson

- Bill Cardew: My best man... offering a toast. "To Bill" he says "the one man in the world I'd gladly die for".
- Henry Lowndes: Did I say that?
- Bill Cardew: I'm ready. Let's see you gladly die.

Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew
Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes

“If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon