“- Stan aka Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
- Reg: But you can't have babies.
- Stan aka Loretta: Don't you oppress me.
- Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?”
Eric Idle - Stan aka Loretta
John Marwood Cleese - Reg

“Friendship with a man? That's asking for moonlight at midday.”
Paulette Dubost - Lisette, sa camériste

“I think I will have seen everything when I see and elephant fly.”
Cliff Edwards - Jim Crow

“Nothing is impossible, Mr. Warren, if the necessity of doing it is great enough.”

Noel Madison - Fissue

“- Inspector Mason: I want another autopsy on Fissue. And be very careful this time. It's possible he was murdered by some obscure drug that you might have overlooked.
- Coroner: I'm very sorry, Inspector. But I can't make another autopsy. Because the body was cremated yesterday.”
Alan Hale - Inspector Mason
John Dilson - Coroner