“I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.”
Russell Crowe - John Nash

“- Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
- Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
- Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.”
Kelly Preston - Avery Bishop
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“- Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink.
- Lee: You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
- Carter: Which word was 'goat'?”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee