“I'm not the best, but I am the most persistent.”
Anne Heche - Beth Eastern

- Judge Cotton: Does this guy "Candy" Johnson bother you, my dear?
- Elizabeth Cotton: Not half as much as I bother him.
Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton

- Jean: I don't see why I have to do all the dirty work. There must be plenty of rich old dames just waiting for you to push them around.
- "Colonel" Harrington: You find them, I'll push them.
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean
Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington

“You could melt her heart right down to butter, if you'd only turn on the heat!”

Louise Beavers - Mamie

“Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines