“- Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
- Carietta 'Carrie' White: They're called breasts, Momma. All the girls have them. They're very fashionable these days.”
Patricia Clarkson - Margaret White
Angela Bettis - Carietta 'Carrie' White

“- Dave: I don't like that dress.
- Sue: You've liked it every other time I've worn it.
- Dave: Your breasts! Every other time you wore it, your breasts weren't making their debut.
- Sue: This is the way the designer intended the dress to be worn.”

Andrea Howard - Sue
Mark Lonow - Dave

“Bethany, you of anyone should know that tits dont make a woman. As you can see, I lack definition.”
Salma Hayek - Serendipity

“I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services".
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?

Hugo Weaving - Martin
Geneviève Picot - Celia