“- Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will.
- Carietta 'Carrie' White: They're called breasts, Momma. All the girls have them. They're very fashionable these days.”
Patricia Clarkson - Margaret White
Angela Bettis - Carietta 'Carrie' White

“- Dave: I don't like that dress.
- Sue: You've liked it every other time I've worn it.
- Dave: Your breasts! Every other time you wore it, your breasts weren't making their debut.
- Sue: This is the way the designer intended the dress to be worn.”

Andrea Howard - Sue
Mark Lonow - Dave

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane

- Martin: "Celia was in my employment for three and a half years. She proved herself to be an efficient housekeeper and a lively and provocative conversationalist. I heartily recommend her services".
- Celia: You didn't mention my breasts.
- Martin: Celia has exceptional breasts. Would you like me to add that?

Hugo Weaving - Martin
Geneviève Picot - Celia

“- Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a woman you date?
- Charlie Mackenzie: Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.”
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie