“- Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
- Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
- Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.”
Eugene Levy - Gerry Fleck
Catherine O'Hara - Cookie Fleck

“- Willa Mercy: I told you I don't know how to dance.
- Ben McKintock: Someone leads, someone follows. We'll figure it out.”
Ashley Williams - Willa Mercy
John Corbett - Ben McKintock

“- Nichols' daughter: Your dancing is atrocious!
- Larry: Oh, thank you. I couldn't dance a step last year.”
Phyllis Crane - Nichols' daughter
Larry Fine - Larry

“No one could teach you to dance in a million years. Take my advice and save your money!”
Ginger Rogers - Penny Carroll

“The truth is, I wasn't built to dance.”
Scarlett Johansson - Major