- Daniel Hillard: Yeah, my name is Elsa Emmelman, and I want to know how many children do you have.
- Miranda Hillard: I have two girls and a boy.
- Daniel Hillard: Oh, a boy... I don't "werk" with the males, 'cause I used to be one.

Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard
Sally Field - Miranda Hillard

“See those little black boxes? They're called telephones. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“If I'm sorry nothing came of it, I'm a liar. If I'm glad, I'm a heel. Where do we go from here?”
Gene Kelly - Danny McGuire

“- Valjean: You look better everyday.
- Fantine: Liar.”
Liam Neeson - Valjean
Uma Thurman - Fantine

“I lie to myself. I'm a really great liar. And I'm very gullible.”
Sean Penn - Eddie