“- Dr. Necessiter: As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I couldn't fuck a gorilla.”

David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.”
Mark Wahlberg - Captain Leo Davidson

“- Harry Dalton: My 9th grade science teacher always said that if you put a frog in boiling hot water, it would jump out. But put it in cold water, and heat it up gradually, it would slowly boil to death.
- Nancy: What's that Harry? Your recipe for frog soup?
- Harry Dalton: It's my recipe for a disaster.”
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton
Arabella Field - Nancy

“- Bebop: You're a rhinoceros!
- Rocksteady: And you're a... I don't know what you are!
- Bebop: [sees his reflection] Huh, I'm a little piggy?
- Baxter Stockman: You're a warthog.”

Gary Anthony Williams - Bebop
Stephen Farrelly - Rocksteady
Tyler Perry - Baxter Stockman

“Inside every human, there's a dormant animal gene. This will return them to their rightful place in the animal kingdom!”
Tyler Perry - Baxter Stockman