“- Sheriff Bud Boomer: The capital Toronto.
- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: No, the capital of Canada is Ottawa.
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: Yeah, right. Do we look that stupid? Ottawa!
- Roy Boy: Nice try, Dudley.”
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer
Steven Alexander Wright - RCMP Officer at Headquarters
Kevin J. O'Connor - Roy Boy

“- Mike Nelson: I'm beginning to think they're not from around here.
- Tom Servo: No, I bet you they're English, or Canadian.”

Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.”
Stanley Anderson - Edwin S. Simon

When have you ever heard anyone say: "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

“I do have to fine you. That will be a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer.”
Dan Aykroyd - Highway Patrolman