“- Charlie Chan: Your assistance about as welcome as water in a leaking ship!
- Tommy Chan: But you've always said that two men can find a clue quicker than one.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan
Benson Fong - Tommy Chan

“I wanted to help those people tonight. I was pretty goddamn useless.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Billy Fish: This is great, just great.
- McCoy: You wanna help change this tire, shorty?
- Billy Fish: Changin' flat tires isn't exactly my line of work, dear.
- McCoy: If that's the case then why don't you just shut up.”
Rick Moranis - Billy Fish
Amy Madigan - McCoy

“Next time bring a clue, not a paintball gun.”
Claire Danes - Kate Brewster

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six". I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman