“- MIB Customs Agent: Any fruit or vegetables?
- Serleena: Yeah, two heads of cabbage.”

Peter Spruyt - MIB Customs Agent
Lara Flynn Boyle - Serleena

“She do hair, baby sit and sell dope out the same house: police don't know when to kick the door in.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“The freak with the top hat is leaving with the basketball.”
Stacy Keach - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko

“- Miles Logan: We can't get out of here. They got cops everywhere.
- Tulley: So? You're one of 'em.
- Miles Logan: No, I'm a drug dealer now!
- Tulley: Man, why you sellin' this shit when you got that big diamond in your hand?”
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan
Dave Chappelle - Tulley

“- Tommy Cotter: This I guarantee: that fuckin' Randolph has seen his last rainbow. We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his ass.
- Sheldon Mopes: Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
- Roy: Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.”

Pam Ferris - Tommy Cotter
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes
Bruce McFee - Roy