“- Clementine Kruczynski: People have to share things.That's what intimacy is.
- Joel Barish: I'm sorry, my life isn't that interesting.
- Clementine Kruczynski: I want to read some of those journals you're constantly scribbling in. What do you write in there if you don't have any thoughts or passions or... love?”

Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“We're not intimate dear. We just have sex occasionally.”
Debbie Reynolds - Beatrice Henderson

“I'm used to seein' the intimate details of people's lives, but lookin' at a guy's x-rays is as intimate as it gets. It's the kind of thing most guys don't even tell their wives about.”
Jack Nicholson - Jake Gittes

“- Hilde: I have ready bath for us. Yes?
- Col. Mike McCauley: With bubbles?
- Hilde: With lots of bubbles.”
Claudia Butenuth - Hilde
Patrick McGoohan - Col. Mike McCauley

“- Jack: Thank you, by the way.
- Ally: Thank you for what?
- Jack: For giving me a home. This place never felt like home before.”
Bradley Cooper - Jack
Lady Gaga - Ally