“- Grace Calloway: Norman, what's the combined force of all the fans?
- Norman Bassett: About 160 miles an hour.”
Vanessa Bell Calloway - Grace Calloway
Barry Newman - Norman Bassett

“- Dixon Steele: Oh, I love a picnic. Acres and acres of sand and all of it in your food.
- Laurel Gray: Stop griping. Just lie still and inhale.
- Dixon Steele: What, sand?
- Laurel Gray: No, air - and don't let it go to your head.”
Humphrey Bogart - Dixon Steele
Gloria Grahame - Laurel Gray

“- Commander Adams: Nice climate you have here. High oxygen content.
- Robby the Robot: I seldom use it myself, sir. It promotes rust.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Commander Adams
Robby the Robot - Himself

“In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? Propane?”
Kevin McCarthy - Victor Eugene Scrimshaw

“- Gallagher: We can breathe!
- Dr. Quinn Burchenal: I don't know what the hell this is but I'll take it!”

Val Kilmer - Gallagher
Tom Sizemore - Burchenal