“Is that such a priority? Is that some sort of measure of a man's worth? To drag what's best in him out into the street so every average slob with some pretense to taste can poke it with a stick?”

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool

“A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman

“- Mr. Axelrod: You're gonna let her walk away?
- Tripp: I'm giving her space, Mr. Axelrod. Now, I'm going after her.”
Adam Alexi-Malle - Mr. Axelrod
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp

“That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud.”
Jason Segel - Sam Schechter