There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“- Shrek: I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happened?
- Puss in Boots: Allow me to explain. When a man falls in love with a woman, he is overcome with powerful urges...”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots

“- Ryan: So you're not into her?
- Matt: I'm totally into her.
- Ryan: So how can you not want to fuck her?”
Paulo Costanzo - Ryan
Josh Hartnett - Matt

“- Syd: If you're falling in love with me, why are you with all these other women?
- Dex: Am I supposed to remain celibate while I bask in like the warm glow of your annihilating contempt?”
Greer Goodman - Syd
Donal Logue - Dex

“Your eyes, your smile, made my little life worthwhile. The sky was a lot more blue when I was on top of you.”

Trey Parker - Alferd Packer