- Van Den Luecken: Don't let us be impatient. Let's always remember the words they have on the Statue of Liberty.
- Inspector Hammock: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"!
- Van Den Luecken: No. You are referring to the words of Thomas Jefferson in the Declaration of Independence.
Victor Francen - Van Den Luecken
Walter Abel - Inspector Hammock

“- Agnes Smith: Rose, what did you get me for Christmas?
- Rose Smith: You'll find out tomorrow.
- Agnes Smith: I hope it's a hunting knife!”
Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith
Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith

“- Agent 23: What are you doing? Are you texting?
- Larabee: Yeah. Letting my fiancee know we won't be able to get married in June, 'cause I'll still be in this meeting.”
The Rock - Agent 23
David Koechner - Larabee

“Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our impatience, then it races like a gazelle when you can't catch a breath.”
Jim Carrey - Adult Joe Wenteworth

“This is like waiting for your hatch day. It never seems to get any closer.”
Anndi McAfee - Cera