“- Annabel: Of course he'll be gorgeous.
- Kelly: Will he be gay?
- Abbie Reynolds: My God, will your kids be stupid?”

Suzanne Krull - Annabel
Linda Larkin - Kelly
Madonna - Abbie Reynolds

“- Zac Hobson: Do you know you're beautiful?
- Joanne: Hey, are you calling me stupid?”
Bruno Lawrence - Zac Hobson
Alison Routledge - Joanne

“- Rose Muldoon: I had a Pollock friend once. She was incredibly stupid...
- Danny Muldoon: Don't do this, Ma.
- Rose Muldoon: ... Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows... black cows squirted chocolate milk!”
Maureen O'Hara - Rose Muldoon
John Candy - Danny Muldoon

“I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door.”
Jerome Benton - Tricky

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee