“We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“If you weaken the monarchy, you undermine the entire nation.”
Joely Richardson - Marie-Antoinette

“- Bill: How's it going, royal ugly dudes? I am the Earl of Preston!
- Ted: And I am the Duke of Ted!
- Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
- Ted: Iron Maiden?
- Bill and Ted: Excellent!
- Henry VII: Execute them!
- Bill and Ted: Bogus!”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Queen's Emissary: Why exactly do you find the monarchy endearing?
- Fred Ballinger: Well, because it's so vulnerable. You eliminate one person. And all of a sudden. The whole world changes. Like in a marriage.”
Alex Macqueen - Queen's Emissary
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“Monarchy is God’s sacred mission to grace and dignify the earth. To give ordinary people an ideal to strive towards, an example of nobility and duty to raise them in their wretched lives. Monarchy is a calling from God.”
Dame Eileen Atkins - Queen Mary