“- Snow: It's the Turnbull A.C.'s.
- Cowboy: Think they forgot about the truce?
- Vermin: No shit!
- Ajax: Those lousy skinhead fucks!”
Brian Tyler - Snow
Tom McKitterick - Cowboy
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax

- Ned Plimpton: I'm gonna fight you, Steve.
- Steve Zissou: You never say, "I'm gonna fight you, Steve". You just smile and act natural, and then you sucker-punch him.
Owen Wilson - Ned Plimpton
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

-Walter Burns: You're a newspaperman.
- Hildy Johnson: That's why I'm quitting. I want to go someplace where I can be a woman.
- Walter Burns: You mean "be a traitor".

Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“Women are more devious than men. You're great at hiding things. You keep secrets. You smile when you lie. You expect a man to be a tower of strength. When he's got a few weaknesses and insecurities, what do you do? You turn around, and goddamn it, you betray him!”

Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“What God hath joined together, let no man cast a center. It takes a woman to do it.”
Aleida Harris - Nancy