“You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?”
Larry Miller - XR

“- Dave Robicheaux: What'd the guy look like?
- Annie Robicheaux: He looked like a big bad guy.”
Alec Baldwin - Dave Robicheaux
Kelly Lynch - Annie Robicheaux

“Let me get a look at you. You know, you look like shit. What's your secret?”
Marlon Brando - Max

“- Louise: What are you doing here? You look like shit.
- Johnny: I'm just trying to blend in with the surroundings.”
Lesley Sharp - Louise
David Thewlis - Johnny

“- Ozzie: There's a leprechaun in the basement!
- Nathan Murphy: Hold on. What's going on?
- Ozzie: He came out of a box. He had these long, real skinny fingers. He wasn't nice like lucky charms or anything. And then he ate a bug!”
Mark Holton - Ozzie
Ken Olandt - Nathan Murphy