“Should have told me I don't feel like myself around you. And I would have decided that. A long time ago if it weren't for my mother. Because who wants someone who laughs like a hyena in a polka dot dress that my mother made me buy.”
“My feelings for you, Hank, are like a big bowl of - fish hooks. I can't just pick up one up at a time. I pick one up and they all come, so I just had to leave 'em alone.”
Meryl Streep - Lee
“I used to worry about my kids if they came home late at night. But today, as I saw my eldest son on the news exposed as a common criminal, I felt nothing.”
Jessica James - Mrs. Evelyn Dice
“- Lt. Frank Drebin: She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it. - Ed Hocken: Frank, snap out of it! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake!”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
“- Harriet: I don't need a mother. - Gwen: Sure you do. - Harriet: My mother is in a box covered with dirt. - Gwen: No, I'm your mother... I had you when I was fifteen. I was letting Mom be your mother.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Harriet Frankovitz
Mary Stuart Masterson - Gwen Frankovitz
“- Heather Aubrey: So, are you my mom's boyfriend? - Billy Chapel: I'm not sure. - Heather Aubrey: But you've slept with her.”
Jena Malone - Heather Aubrey
Kevin Costner - Billy Chapel
