“- Scott Howard: Listen, Stiles. Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?
- Stiles: Why, you looking to catch something?
- Scott Howard: No, I'm serious.
- Stiles: No... but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shopteacher?
- Scott Howard: Yeah?
- Stiles: Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner.”
Michael J. Fox - Scott Howard
Jerry Levine - Stiles

“- Peter: Mom's greatest fear is that your life was fun.
- Sully: Tell her not to worry.”
Dylan Walsh - Peter
Paul Newman - Sully

“What's the use of worrying? It's silly to worry, now, isn't it. You're gone today and here tomorrow.”
Groucho Marx - Hammer

“- Terry Thorne: So what are you ladies celebrating?
- Dino: Life, liberty, and the ability to purchase clitoris.”
Russell Crowe - Terry Thorne
David Caruso - Dino

- David Langley: Kevin, you know how sometimes you ask me questions that I can't answer.
- Kevin Langley: Yeah, like "What is an intrauterine device?".
- David Langley: I think more like "What's the meaning of life?".
- Kevin Langley: I never asked you that.
Peter MacNicol - David Langley
Andrew Lawrence - Kevin Langley