“- Xavier Red: What, mommy and daddy won't be all worried about their baby girl?
- Amy Blue: My mom used to be a heroin addict, and now she's a Scientologist.”
Johnathon Schaech - Xavier Red
Rose McGowan - Amy Blue

“- Mickey Fitzpatrick: Why are you getting so upset Dad? You don't even believe in God.
- Mr. Fitzpatrick: That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.”
Edward Burns - Mickey Fitzpatrick
John Mahoney - Mr. Fitzpatrick

“I have a message for all you good moral Christian people who are complaining that breasts and vaginas are obscene, but don't complain to me, complain to the manufacturer and Jesus told us not to judge.”

Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely.
[kidsstart screaming, reading "Playboy", and gambling]
Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus.
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

“- Mary Surratt: I'm a Southerner. I'm a Catholic and a devoted mother above all else. But I am no assassin.
- Frederick Aiken: Your freedom is gonna require greater assurances than that.”
Robin Wright - Mary Surratt
James McAvoy - Frederick Aiken