“- Ceil: Abe, have you seen mama's teeth. She left them in a glass of water yesterday, and she can't find them.
- Abe: Kids were playing hockey with them.
- Ceil: They were playing hockey with mama's teeth?
- Abe: Yeah, the're about the same size as a puck.”
Renée Lippin - Ceil
Josh Mostel - Abe

“He's a sharp tooth! We're not his family! We're his diet!”
Anndi McAfee - Cera

“- Vincent: What do you want for Christmas?
- Sam: My two front teeth.”
Jean Reno - Vincent
Robert De Niro - Sam

“- Steve Arlo: Maybe you should stop snorting that shit.
- Daryl Zero: Keeps my teeth sharp.”
Ben Stiller - Steve Arlo
Bill Pullman - Daryl Zero

“- Parole Board Chairman: The Parole Board's ready, Blake. I hope you remembered to floss.
- Earl Talbot Blake: I did! With your wife's pubic hair!”
Frank Miller - Parole Board Chairman
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake