“- David Shaw: We're in love, sir.
- Steven Taylor: That's it? You steal the crown jewel of a man's soul, and your only excuse is some candy ass Hallmark card sentiment? Even if it were true, that's not good enough!”

Viggo Mortensen - David Shaw
Michael Douglas - Steven Taylor

“- Reverend Mike: He loved his booze. He loved his women.
- Mourners: He loved my wife, too! Yes, he did! Sure did!”

Sherman Alexander Hemsley - Reverend Mike

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”
Sacha Guitry

“Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski

“- Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fucking beyond.
- Michael 'Mike' Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
- Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.”
Heather Donahue - Herself
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself