“If I don't touch you soon I'll go out of my mind.”

Burt Reynolds - Phil Potter

“Sex? I can't even say the word... not that I was ever really into it, but... when you don't have any and there are no prospects, well, it's very upsetting!”
Diane Keaton - J.C. Wiatt

“- Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
- Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.”

Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp
Val Kilmer - Doc Holliday

“- Oh: I just want to lay with her so badly.
- Zed: I don't see it. I mean she's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her.
- Oh: She's your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother.
- Zed: Which was a big mistake, I see that now.”

Michael Cera - Oh
Jack Black - Zed

“- Sonny Burns: I would like to... go to... bed with you.
- Gale Ann Thayer: To... take a nap?
- Sonny Burns: To have sexualintercourse.”
Jeremy Davies - Sonny Burns
Rose McGowan - Gale Ann Thayer