“I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own son, my flesh and blood. I can't believe it. Unless some large Republican pea pods are in the basement and have taken over your body.”

Alan Alda - Bob

“How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum? How did I fail?”
Alan Alda - Bob

“- Vic Damico: Tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him.
- Grace Damico: Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was being very rude.
- Vic Damico: I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him.”

Randy Quaid - Vic Damico
Lindsay Crouse - Grace Damico

“You should try running a country for a day. It's not all making war and smashing dissidents, you know. It's hard work.”

Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko

“- Jennifer 'Jenny' Morgan: I heard about your good news, congratulations, the children will finally have a mother again.
- Vivian Berger: Oh, I wouldn't go that far, boarding schools in Switzerland are year-round you know.”
Heidi Lenhart - Jennifer 'Jenny' Morgan
Jane Sibbett - Vivian Berger