“- Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
- Earl: You listenhere Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.”

Brian Kelly - Wes
Randy Travis - Earl

“I don't think I smell like a brewery. I was drinking Scotch.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“I don't trust any bastard who doesn't drink. People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.”
Humphrey Bogart

“I had to get out of Beverly Hills! I sold my home there because I do like to drink a bit, but my neighbors were far too health conscious. Most of them hypocrites. We moved to Miami, where parties and drinking socially are a way of life. In California, people drink secretly, behind closed doors.”
Sir Michael Caine

“Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.”
Carmen Electra