“Our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half.”
Ron Leibman - Dr. Cohen

“This one is called fluff and retreat: fluff his ego, then walk away. Not only is he left wanting more, but he's under the impression that it's his idea.”

Emma Roberts - Claire

“- The Wizard: Aladdin is dead and gone... You're going to have to learn to live without him. Now then, where are we getting married?
- The Princess: Never.”
John Carradine - The Wizard
Kristy McNichol - The Princess

“- Elina: You shouldn't do that.
- Dennis McCabe: Why not?
- Elina: Because I'm your father's girlfriend?
- Dennis McCabe: My father's a womanizer. He's a married man and he stood you up.
- Elina: You have no respect for your father.
- Dennis McCabe: I don't know him. But I respect his taste in women.”

Elina Löwensohn - Elina
Bill Sage - Dennis McCabe

“- Vera Maitlin: Harvey, it's so wrong. He's my husband. You're his lawyer and best friend.
- Harvey Michaels: From now on just think of me as his lawyer.”

Mary Gross - Vera Maitlin
Richard Romanus - Harvey Michaels