“All right. You've all completed the written exam. However, you must now pass the obstacle course to be admitted into the training program. And remember, survive this, and you're on the front lines of keeping New Jersey safe.”
Bas Rutten - Drill Instructor

“- Snails: I thought you said this was gonna be easy.
- Ridley: No, I said it wasn't impossible.”
Marlon Wayans - Snails
Justin Whalin - Ridley Freeborn

“I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.”
Paul Rudd - George Hanson

“It's only in going uphill that you realize you're headed downhill.”
William Hurt - George Gulden

“There's two ways to look at it: Billy wants the models and limousines, while I'm happy with hookers and taxicabs.”
Hugh Dillon - Joe Dick