“Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“That is the altar where they worship food!”

Bruce Willis - RJ

“In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Toast.”
Joe Breen - Young Frank

“Oh Lord, please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock, don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock, don't braise or bake or boil us, or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh please don't lightly poach us, or baste us with hot fat, don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat. And please don't stick thy servants Lord, in a rotissomat.”

Michael Palin - Chaplain

“You pray to your God. And I'll pray to mine.”
Ioan Gruffudd - Solomon Levinsky