“What kind of woman would beat her plastic doll?”
Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini

“I'd look at them and I noticed, they don't stay like this. None of 'em. They put on years and pounds and wrinkles. And I got one like that at home. And we can talk to each other. I know her and I'll always know her.”

Danny DeVito - Jimmy Merino

“She’s not an object! You keep describing her as inanimate objects, but she is a person.”
Asa Butterfield - Otis Milburn

“Girls don't generally respond to desperation.”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“I just think variety is the spice of life. And as far as spices go, some people like salt, some people like pepper, some like salt and pepper. Me, I like women!”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper