“- Spider-Man: I've always imagined you getting you married on a hill top.
- Mary Jane Watson: Who's the groom?
- Spider-Man: You hadn't decided yet.”
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson

“I'll be the one who's gonna decide who my husband should marry!”
Demi Moore - Marina Lemke

“- Hildy Johnson: You are no longer my husband and no longer my boss. And you're not going to be my boss.
- Walter Burns: All right, take it. Work for somebody else. That's the gratitude I get.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“I admit I wasn't much of a husband, but you can always count on me, Hildy.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.”

Lou Costello - Costello