“I bet you've never been camping before. It's so much fun! There's singing, marshmallows, and all sorts of stupid humans to scare!”
Michael Oliver - Junior

“- Pop Fisher: I'd have walked away from baseball and I'd have bought a farm.
- Roy Hobbs: Nothing like a farm. Nothing like being around animals, fixing things. There's nothing like being in the field with the corn and the winter wheat. The greenest stuff you ever saw.”
Wilford Brimley - Pop Fisher
Robert Redford - Roy Hobbs

“- Richard Newton: Hey, Brennan. I bet all your friends are gonna be staying in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors, and the beauty of it is this rig has everything! So, you'll never even know you left home.
- Brennan Newton: That's just it, Dad: it's home, but smaller for two weeks.”
Judge Reinhold - Richard Newton
Joe Pichler - Brennan Newton

“- Kitty: How are we gonna recognise the lotto man when he comes?
- Jackie O'Shea: He sneezes.
- Kitty: Sneezes?
- Jackie O'Shea: Sneezes. He gets hay fever when he's in the country.”
Kitty Fitzgerald - Kitty
Ian Bannen - Jackie O'Shea

“Frankie, there's nothing in the world like a good feed of apples and a drink of water, and a good shit and plenty of grass to wipe your arse with.”
Frank Laverty - Young Paddy Clohessy