“- Harry Monroe: Tell me about the job opportunity.
- Skip Donahue: It's in banking.
- Harry Monroe: I don't know a darn thing about banking.
- Skip Donahue: We don't have to know anything about banking. I've sold the manager on a new promotion idea.”
Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue

“- Ray Barboni's Bodyguard: This man is the man, you understand what I'm saying, motherfucker? He's Mister Bones. And you speak to Mister Bones from now on.
- Chili Palmer: Come on, you can do better than him, can't you?
- Ray Barboni's Bodyguard: Not these days. Not unless you speak Spanish.”

Big Daddy Wayne - Ray Barboni's Bodyguard
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“- Evelyn Carnahan: Patience is a virtue.
- Rick O'Connell: Not right now, it isn't.”
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

- Guy Patterson: Hey, Uncle Bob, when are we gonna get these records?
- Uncle Bob: Ah... "Luke 21:19".
- T. B. Player: "And your patience possess ye your souls".
Tom Everett Scott - Guy Patterson
Chris Isaak - Uncle Bob
Ethan Embry - T. B. Player

“- Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
- Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!”
Morgan Freeman - Somerset
Brad Pitt - Mills