“- Trabucco: When are you leaving?
- Clooney: I can't leave, I'm wanted.
- Trabucco: Not by me.”
Walter Matthau - Trabucco
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney

All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.
Tyra Ferrell - Rhonda Deane

“I'm afraid if I shared your wine, I might catch this awful disease you appear to have.”

William Richert - Bob Pigeon

“I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!”

Mario Joyner - Tom McNeal

“You can flush your manhood down the toilet.”

Rick Zumwalt - Joshua