“Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.”

Guy Torry - Lamont

“I'm not going to an English prison. With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the bell of the ball.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Johns: He just escaped from a maximumsecurityprison.
- Fry: Should he just stay locked up forever?
- Johns: That would be my choice.”

Cole Hauser - William J. Johns
Radha Mitchell - Carolyn Fry

“I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.”
Richard Pryor - Gus Gorman

“Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there. Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. And we're sort of fine with that.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself