“- Annie: Don't shut your eyes!
- Hallie: Okay, sorry. Got a little nervous!
- Annie: You're nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair!
- Hallie: Hey, you sounded just like me!
- Annie: Well, I'm supposed to, aren't I?”

Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had, wait a minute! He is the brother I never had!”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier

“You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He would had fun some time.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
- Bob Wallace: Very braveparents, I guess.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace

“Raise your hand if you're brother's a homo!”
Chris Marquette - Mike Brander